About Us

D is a full time college student and general layabout. He enjoys films, music, reading, nonsensical ideological beliefs, the works of British comedians, and long walks on the beach at sunset (seriously).
He thinks the world changes too quickly, and yet not fast enough. Eventually he will build a time machine in order to travel back in time and punch his younger self in the face for being such a self righteous prat.
His greatest dream is the one with all the naked girls and the giant tub of jello.

He is the behind-the-scenes manager of life.

R has a cushy job where he sits in front of a computer and answers the phone all day.
He plays the guitar and sings, but constantly complains about his voice whenever he hears a recording of it.His moods vary from being incredibly self-confident to excessively doubtful in a matter of seconds, but all of that goes away if someone gives him money, which is his one weakness.
He desires the actor's life, and the future is bright for R, if only he would get off his ass and do something less fun than usual.

He is the talent of the world.