... or at least some interesting ones.
"Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock."
- John Barrymore
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
- Groucho Marx
"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me."
- Henry Youngman
"I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox."
- Woody Allen
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met."
- Rodney Dangerfield
"They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. I figure that's why my boyfriend moved."
- Christy Murphy
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."
- Robin Williams
